Okay here are the real numbers. Yes, I am embarrassed, but I've got to be honest and accountable.
Pre-pregnancy weight: 192.1
Weight at hospital just before birth: 295.4 (Yeap, that's no typo)
Weight 1 week post delivery: 262.7
Weight 2 weeks post delivery: 249.6
So yah, its not a pretty reality, but I've come to terms with it and I'm ready to take the weight back off.